this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
Sahsa’s here today!!
"When we first started this movie I thought, ‘Oh no, Sam Jackson’s in it. Sam Jackson has a goatee. Sam Jackson is gonna look like my dad,’" Mackie revealed with a chuckle. "So, every time we did a scene with Sam, after the scene I’d go ‘dad’?" That’s what I’m playing, and you’ll see this in the movie. Every scene I have with Nick Fury, I’m playing it like he’s my dad. I’ve watched it on the monitors, and it worked."
Falcon’s fictional relationship with Johansson went even further, as you can imagine.
"I put in this interesting subplot that Black Widow and I are in love with each other," Mackie chuckled. "When you see the movie I hope you catch it. There are different scenes where I give it to her, a little chocolate love. I think I’ve seen her return it. I’m not sure. We’ve got two weeks left now, they can’t cut it out. That’s what I’ve been working on for the last three months."
Anthony Mackie on Captain America: The Winter Soldier’s hidden subplots (x)
Oh, man. The exact hilarious thing I needed today was people posting quotes from the diary section of Gone Girl as relationship inspiration.
I did not see this but I just LIT UP at the idea. Holy shit that’s hilarious.
Words I think we need
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.