What is everyone’s FUCKING PROBLEM the last couple of months?!
"I don’t have a meeting, but I should."
Asshole, our sales director isn’t going to drop everything 2 hours before you’re due to meet and hop upstairs.
Also SO MANY FUCKING LATE CHECKOUTS AND NAME DROPS AND JUST SHUT UP EVERYONE WE DON’T CARE
This comparison is both so good and so obvious that I’m amazing nobody’s come up with it before.
i really miss the thing where people edited nigel thornberry’s face onto everything like that was the pinnacle of internet humor
Someone else eliminated the need for a round 2.
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
A friend gave me a Captain America shield nightlight for my birthday last year (it comes with a sticker and you wall mount it so it looks like the shield was thrown into your wall), and it just got batteries put in it tonight to be put in the bathroom for Ollie at night while he’s separated from the girls. It’s hilarious and awesome.
“Hurry,” she was whispering now, “quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime Jaime Jaime.” Her hands helped guide him. “Yes,” Cersei said as he thrust, “my brother, sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you’re home now, you’re home now, you’re home.” She kissed his ear and stroked his short bristly hair.
- A Storm of Swords, Jaime VII
A+ ability to read. Very accurate. Good adaptation.
How do you bring a character back from this?
They know that this scene killed the character, right?
The thing that makes me angriest is that I am entirely certain that they DON’T. They are going to just carry on with the rest of his book characterization like nothing happened because violence against women is casual window-dressing for them.
I guarantee you they see that scene as a) a reasonable interpretation of the book scene, b) just representative of how their relationship is fucked up, in general.
Not like, making Jaime commit a horrible crime against Cersei that he would never commit. And if they do recognize it’s a horrible crime they don’t think it’s a BAD ENOUGH one to affect the rest of his character arc.
We Have a Name!!
So we’re going in the ridiculous name direction. VP & Harry came up with Oliver/Ollie, which fits him very well, and then I’d already been thinking about going the rarely-used ridiculous full name of Prince Something the something.
Throw in a pinch of nerdy, and you have your Tumblr-rescue cat:
Prince Ollivander the 3rd